omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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