Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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