i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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