So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am midnight drunk by noon
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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