oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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