Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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