oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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