Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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