Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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