i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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