Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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