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the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
then he tried to convert me to islam
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
MIDGETS
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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