what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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