Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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