Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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