Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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