Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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