singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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