I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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