he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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