wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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