I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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