I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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