I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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