do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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