Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
