Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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