Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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