is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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