My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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