did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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