no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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