so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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