I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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