Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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