Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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