You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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