Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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