If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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