i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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