Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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