No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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