just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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