I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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