This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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