then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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