I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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