How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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