maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
