I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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