I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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