I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think i got beer on your cat.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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