If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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