Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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